BLUE & GOLD
2009
Delaware politicians show their true colors. Who is feeling blue? Who
is looking like gold? The Grapevine knows.
Oct. 22, 2009
Mike Castle |
Republican congressman running for Senate |
GOLD |
He didn't scare. Who's afraid of the Big
Bad Vice President? |
John Carney |
Democratic ex-lt. gov running for Congress |
BLUE |
He ran against Jack Markell and now maybe
Charlie Copeland, both out of Chateau Country. Can't a kid from Claymont
ever get an opponent from Elsmere? |
Ferris Wharton |
'06 Republican candidate for attorney
general |
BLUE |
He was a top-gun prosecutor who became a
public defender who wouldn't mind running for A-G again. Shhh, don't tell
his clients |
Colin Bonini |
Republican state senator |
BLUE |
In years past, he said he would run for
Senate but didn't and for lt. gov but didn't. Now he says he's in for
treasurer. Will it be another case of premature evacuation? |
Tom Kovach |
Republican state representative |
BLUE |
He was elected in December and he's
thinking about running for Congress? Even Joe Biden waited around on county
council for two years |
Beau Biden |
Democratic attorney general |
GOLD |
Overnight he went from captain to general.
Welcome home, Beau |
Sept. 3, 2009
Jack Markell |
Democratic governor |
BLUE |
So much for single-game football bets. It figures. What
happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas |
Travis Laster |
Court of Chancery nominee |
GOLD |
If confirmed, this successful lawyer is
looking at a giant pay cut -- and loving it. Why can't other state employees
be like him? |
Mike Castle |
Republican congressman |
BLUE |
Yo! People are waiting on your final
answer to "Who Wants to Be a United States Senator?" |
Tom Carper & Ted Kaufman |
Democratic senators |
BLUE |
They mostly cool it on town meetings. The
health they save could be their own |
Joe Biden |
Democratic vice president |
GOLD |
The Blue Rocks turn Joe into a bobblehead.
That leaves him just shy of the immortality from getting painted on velvet
pillows |
3rd Circuit Court of Appeals |
|
BLUE |
After what the judges did to Delaware on
sports betting? This isn't a Circuit Court, it's a Short-Circuit Court |
July 30, 2009
Joe Biden |
Democratic vice president |
BLUE |
He stokes an international flap by insulting Russia. What a
White House -- No-Drama Obama and Broadway Joe |
Mike Castle |
Republican congressman |
BLUE |
Like Obama and the cop, maybe he could
have a beer with the birthers. Or do they just drink the Kool-Aid? |
Ted Kaufman |
Democratic senator |
GOLD |
He's the only senator with an engineering
background. Finally, a politician who really can build a better mousetrap |
Joe Booth |
Republican in state Senate special
election |
BLUE |
He could be the sixth Republican out of 21
senators. Most people have to be sent to Siberia. He volunteers |
Polly Adams Mervine |
Democrat in state Senate special election |
BLUE |
She could be the first Sussex woman in the
Senate. Who knew Thurman's own daughter would be a women's libber? |
National Football League |
|
BLUE |
The NFLers sue the state over sports
betting. Next they'll be asking 4-1 odds on their lawsuit |
June 2, 2009
Joe Biden |
Democratic vice president |
BLUE |
He doesn't catch swine flu in the epidemic. Just his chronic
case of hoof-in-mouth |
John Carney |
Democratic former lt governor |
GOLD |
Things could be worse. He could be
governor |
Beau Biden |
Democratic attorney general |
GOLD |
He performs a miracle. His possible Senate
candidacy suddenly makes Mike Castle look good to conservative Republicans |
National Football League |
|
BLUE |
NFLers don't like sports betting. They
argue against it while standing in the briar patch alongside Brer Rabbit |
State Senate |
|
BLUE |
Other states debate gay marriage. The
Senate is still debating a gay rights bill to say whether gay people can
keep their jobs |
Myron Steele |
Chief justice |
BLUE |
Yes, he will give back salary to help the
state's budget crunch. No, he will not sell peeks at his e-mail account
through eBay |
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